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A Hair Raising Climb

August 1, 2023June 23, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of a young man with spiked hair and an older man with no hair. Upon completing climbing a mountain the old man says, "That was a hair raising climb.", to which the lad with spiked hair looks at the old man and says, "One sure wouldn't know by looking at you."

That Was A Hair Raising Hike

Porkhead Franks Are The Road Favorite

August 1, 2023June 22, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the parody picture of a motorcyclist with a thick neck riding on the highway beneath a billboard advertising Porkhead Franks, "The Road Fav". The package of Porkhead Franks looks eerily similar to the biker's neck.

Porkhead Franks, The Road Favorite

NASCAR Naturally Aspirated Sport Car Auto Racing: Blow Harder

August 1, 2023June 21, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of a NASCAR driver leaning his head out his window to blow on the wind sail attached to his car in the attempt to make the car go faster in the was of the International Energy Agency mandating that NASCAR fully embrace clean energy by the year 2030.

Blow Hard To Compete In NASCAR

U.S. Economy Navigates Steep Downhill Grade

August 1, 2023June 20, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of a mountain highway encountering a road sign indicating steep, steep, steep downgrade ahead, with the title of "U.S. Economy", to communicate the parody of the slowing U.S. economy in light of the current news media reporting the opposite, as claimed by the U.S. federal government.

U.S. Economy Navigates Steep Downhill Grade

What Is It With Boxes And The U.S. Federal Government?

August 1, 2023June 19, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents a picture of a stack of moving boxes marked, "Kitchen", "Dishes", "Bedroom", "Books", "Heavy", and "Fragile", with the question, "What is it with boxes?" Got any lying around? If so, lock them up, because the federal government is coming to get them.

What Is It With Boxes & The U.S. Government?

They’re Coming To America On Free Tickets

August 1, 2023June 19, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of a huge Little Tikes slide set up over the U.S. southern border between the United States and Mexico, where the U.S. Government is offering free tickets to migrants to see Bozo The Uncle Sam. With a free ticket, they can climb up the steps of the slide and slide on into the United States.

They’re Coming To America On A Free Ticket

#1 Reason To Apply For Social Security At Age 62

August 1, 2023June 19, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the pictures of a fish tank to represent the level of the Social Security Fund when you were 5 years old, 62 years old, and 63 years old; with it full at 5 years old, less than half full at 62 years old and empty at 63 years old. The point being, you should apply for Social Security benefits when you turn 62, because the fund will be empty when you turn 63.

The #1 Reason To Apply For Social Security At Age 62

Regional Brownouts Close EV Charging Stations

August 1, 2023June 19, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of an electrical vehicle station with the regional power grid that feeds it along with a title which reads "EV Charging Stations Closed Due To Regional Brownouts - Reopen Time Estimate - 36 Hours".

Regional Brownouts Close EV Charging Stations

July 24, 2023June 18, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

Image presents the cartoon picture of a monkey hanging by one arm from a wall lamp lantern attached to an old brick wall with the evening skyline of a city in the distance and the monkey says, "Where'd Tarzan go?" with Tarzan swinging in, on a rope, from behind him.

**Hanging on for dear life, you’re at the cartoon jump-off point, destooned for revelry and grins!**

**Enjoy your excursion into “irreality“.**

**Is “irreality” a word?**

Portland Aerial Tram Closed Due To Homeless Hammock Camping

August 1, 2023June 18, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

Image presents the picture, from the view point of looking out of a tent's front zipper door, a tent which is hanging, suspended in air, from a guide wire above; overlooking the Portland Aerial Tram which in the parody is now closed due to homeless hammock camping, showing a string of hanging hammocks along the tram guide wire.

Aerial Tram Closed Due To Hammock Camping