Category: American Lifestyle - Beware!

Jeep’s Horned Charakeet

August 12, 2023July 31, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the cartoon picture of a redesigned Jeep Cherokee, now sporting a roof top similar to that of a contemporary anime mohawk with the title, "Horned Charakeet" Subtitle reads, "At The Behest Of Cherokee Nation Jeep Changes Name Of Popular SUV Only To Offend The Mohawk People". Above the reworked Jeep Cherokee, ah hmmm, the Horned Charakeet; a Mohawk Indian with a red feather in his hair is looking on, with an angry facial expression, from behind a red Jeep Cherokee with a red horned parakeet perched upon its hood.

Jeep Can’t Win For Losing

Where’s Bella? Out In The Street With Her Dad

August 6, 2023July 16, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents a cartoon picture, titled "Where's Bella", with a lady on a mobile phone saying, "I found her, she's fine, she's with her dad." The baby Bella is on a pile of sand in a city street, crying, with a sand castle behind her and a chicken menacingly perched on the edge of the rim of sand, while here dad is in the background, at the street curb, dripping wet, having come up from the street's drain water grate.

Where’s Bella? Out In The Street With Her Dad

Fort Larry

August 6, 2023July 11, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents a picture of a log fort in the wilderness with the U.S. American flag flying out front titled, "Fort Larry". A chipmunk is seen in the foreground, raising a white flag in surrender. Off to the side is a large mouse trap. The chipmunk has decided Larry's armament of traps is too much.

Fort Larry, A Formidable Enclave

Circa 2086 Sure Miss Those Vintage Electric Vehicles

August 1, 2023July 3, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the charcoal drawing of a 1960s era American muscle car with a speech bubble representing the driver saying, "Sure miss those vintage electric vehicles, don't you?", with the words "Performance circa 2086" along the bottom of the cartoon.

Circa 2086 Sure Miss Those Vintage Electric Vehicles

Gender Reveal Wait For It

August 1, 2023July 2, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator

This featured image presents the picture of a family of three with "Her" beneath the mom, "Him" beneath the dad, and "??" beneath the baby crawling in its diaper. A thought bubble beside the baby says, "You'll have to wait until I'm old enough to tell you!" and there is a speech bubble partially intruding on the picture from the left side which says from society, "Wait for it!" The top title is "WUT?" The bottom copyright is "Gender Reveal 2023 ©"

WUT? Gender Reveal, Wait For It