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Biters Have A Hankerin’ For New Yorkers

August 10, 2023July 25, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator
This featured image presents the movie poster type cartoon picture of a New Yorker swimming with goggles and a head cap in the waters off of New York while behind him a shark has risen out of the water with jaws wide open ready to chomp down on him and the title reads, "These Days: Biters Have A Hankerin' For New Yorkers" and the sub title reads, "New York Biters". The narrative points out that Darwinian evolution and natural selection shapes shark tastebuds with a hankerin' for Long Island swimmers who eat and taste like Coney Island Hot Dogs. In the foreground of the poster, next to the swimmer's head is a advertisement for a Coney Island Hot Dog with the slogan, "Doggone Good!"

These Days Biters Have A Hankerin’ For New Yorkers

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Porkhead Franks Are The Road Favorite

August 1, 2023June 22, 2023 by Long Shot Illustrator
This featured image presents the parody picture of a motorcyclist with a thick neck riding on the highway beneath a billboard advertising Porkhead Franks, "The Road Fav". The package of Porkhead Franks looks eerily similar to the biker's neck.

Porkhead Franks, The Road Favorite

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